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holy shit balls page evelyn rose alexanders joint account because I caught him.CAN YOU GO UP GET THE SMOKES BABY? JAMES: YEAH IT'S 9:11. YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN ME A HIT AT THIS TIME. EVELYN: WHY'S THAT? JAMES: BECAUSE YOU TIME THEM. EVELYN: TIME WHAT? JAMES: UM, THE HITS, WHEN I GIVE MYSELF A WASHBAG I DO TIMES LIKE 1:26 OR... EVELYN: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. JAMES: WAIT, OR 7:11. SO YES I AM GOING UP. EVELYN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. JAMES: HANG ON. JAMES: I AM TALKING ABOUT IT'S 9:11 AND YOU SHOULV'E GIVEN ME A HIT BECAUSE IT GETS PRINTED ON THE WATTSGATTA PAGE. A PLANNED HIT. EVELYN: OKAY, I DON'T GET YOU KIND OF RIGHT NOW. JAMES: I WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU BUB. EVELYN: WHAT? JAMES: IF I DON'T REPLY BECAUSE I AM TYPING. EVELYN: I KNOW THAT, I KNOW THAT LOVE, I ALREADY KNEW THAT! JAMES: BUB, Yea DO YOU REMEMBER ME ASKING YOU: ON FACEBOOK: IN MESSENGER: -> on side, theme emoji, how did u do a real like EVELYN: HMM. JAMES BY EVELYN: I DON'T GET YOU BUB. EVELYN BY NOT JAMES: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! JAMES THINKING: HAHAHAHAHA! NICE! KILLER! A++ COMEDY!
Hi, I will finish this later after I get back from the smokes shop and 7:11!... To be continued... DAY 1: TOTAL EARNINGS: I STOLE $64 FROM EVELYN. I GOT TAXED $16.99 FROM HEARTBEAT APP ON PLAYSTORE. I PAID ALL OF SHANNONS DEBT: $0 OWING. I PAID $50 OF JAMES' DEBT: $250 OWING! I MADE: $47.01 FROM STEALING! THE COST OF THE FAKE DIDI RIDE!